Explore the rest of Horace Hickoid's two room shack in the Encyclopedia of Clamps. Hey, what's that shotgun doing over there in the corner?...Hope it's not loaded. Is it time for Hee-Haw yet? I don't know. Let's turn on the TV and find out. If you've never been to Texas... here's your chance, just be on the lookout for bill collectors and the evil door-to-door preacher. You'll have hours of fun. Horace says.. "Order Clamps today or I'll blow yer head off!" Ya-whooeee...Lets drink beer!

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